forget the heroin line, the weirdest thing edward cullen ever said was that people can’t smell blood. like, what the fuck, edward. blood has a scent. being able to smell blood is not a vampire thing. it smells like pennies. get over yourself.
The reason cats chase red dots is they think it’s a sniper dot and are trying to jump in front of it to take the bullet for you. They’re being completely selfless and you’re being a dick.